Saturday, May 18, 2019

upset stomach, nausea, heartburn,

... and blueballs.

Friday, April 26, 2019

Reality VS Recollection

I recollect reality is the realest thing there is.

When you have REAL recollections of past realities, they're only as real as you make it.

I get told my recollections aren't real, but how can my memory of feels take it?

I get old with collections of "what ifs" and "did i?"s
My brain is essentially trained to fake it.

Make it what you want, break it how you feel is necessary.
For the greater good of our personal universe, is survival of the fittest

#vent











fake it

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Bat-Signal Bubble Fruit Mouthwash

I love Batman, but I can't love on this.

My kid even rejects it, but I'm forcing us both to go thru this Colgate hell and not waste the almighty dollar buying another mouthwash rivht away (which is what I desperately want to do)

But my kid and I are learning a lesson together about licensed products.

Thank you, Batman.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Thursday, February 28, 2019

Corn Nuts can be tasty...

... but I need a bag of half-popped popcorn in my life.

Without the unpopped and fully popped.

100% half-popped kernels is the fistful of goodness I'd throw in my mouth.

#milliondollaridea

This probably is already a thing, but I needed to write this before I googled.