Tuesday, March 12, 2019

This is most definitely NOT...

Water-flavored Coffee.

This is definitely Coffee-flavored water.

Thursday, February 28, 2019

Corn Nuts can be tasty...

... but I need a bag of half-popped popcorn in my life.

Without the unpopped and fully popped.

100% half-popped kernels is the fistful of goodness I'd throw in my mouth.

#milliondollaridea

This probably is already a thing, but I needed to write this before I googled.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

All my JNCOs

JNCO Jeans are still in the scene.

Heard an undying love for JNCO while burning green.

I said nothing to laugh at, I didn't want to be mean.

But her undying love for a dead brand of jeans had my funny bone tickling.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

🤔🤔🤔

Guys ... Gals ... What's on my mind?!
Facebook asked me but I decided to cry silently.

Let's say your brother/dad/uncle/grampa established a decent living building things.

Now we should all know by now, building things require building materials and hard labor from skilled workers in the field.  News of a new casino in your region is opening up, and being funded by a multi-millionaire.

Your brother/dad/uncle/grampa who runs the contractor business, obviously seize this opportunity by throwing a few bids out there on these newly found, greatly funded contracts that will double the business in size.

Your brother/dad/uncle/grampa who runs the contractor business, orders the materials, schedules the labor, execute the plan as flawless as possible.

The  materials and labor were purchased by a loan your brother/dad/uncle/grampa who run the contractor business, without hesitation took the loan knowing Mr. Wealthy Man will pay in full upon completion.

Mr. Wealthy Man doesn't want to admit he's broke and unable to pay, so he delays it and nitpicks on your brother/dad/uncle/grampa's quality of work.  DEMANDING FIXES before payment.

Fixes were made with additional money spent, your brother/dad/uncle/grampa who ran the contractor business, defaulted from the unpaid loans.  The bank liquidated the contractor business, and Mr. Wealthy Man somehow continues to make money from something you/brother/dad/uncle/grampa built.

Saturday, December 8, 2018

I would much rather ...

Stay at home and cry on my kid's shoulders, instead of heading to work and trying to keep a straight face.

Better yet, I hope I crash and die before I even have to deal with work