... have a doctor at the OB-GYN
... because that's some pussy shit.
I'm on an hour-long bus ride to today's gig.
I could've called for a Lyft, but that would run me upwards of $15. The bus only cost me $1.75, so in a positive sense I'm earning $13 and a quarter while sitting on a bus for an hour.
If I take a nap on the bus, I'd be getting PAID to sleep.