Stay at home and cry on my kid's shoulders, instead of heading to work and trying to keep a straight face.
Better yet, I hope I crash and die before I even have to deal with work
... I probably should've
One of the hardest days I will endure in the foreseeable future
... and threats of suicide are some of the things I never know how to handle
For passing by me on the highway on the way to work just my expired tags I forgot to renew in a timely fashion
I am not an eye contact type of guy
... I can change her mind